“The Green Inferno”

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6.9

“What are they going to do with us?” You don’t want to know.

Honestly, my first time seeing this was the hardest I’ve laughed in a theater. Take that as you may. The storytelling is razor sharp, the cinematography gorgeous, and the kills divine. I wouldn’t expect anything less from horror icon and auteur Eli Roth. His ode to the classic “Cannibal Holocaust.” I would say more well done, but that’s partly because it doesn’t push quite as many boundaries as the original. Still, definitely not for the faint of heart or children.

Lesson: Don’t try to save the rainforest, or a tribe of cannibalistic natives will kidnap you and do unspeakable things to you and your party. Al Gore would be proud. *Sarcasm*

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