“My Bloody Valentine”

6.8

We’ve all had our rough Valentine’s Days. Stood up for a date, breakup, drinking alone. Most of us don’t take up a pickaxe and go on a murderous rampage in our hometown, though.

An occasionally laughable plot. Brutal kills. Much more effective than the power drill in the “Slumber Party Massacre.” Hearts in heart-shaped boxes. Terrified elders of the town trying to warn the teens of the impending danger. Somewhat like if the “Footloose” town’s no-dancing rule was enforced my an evil force with a deadly weapon.

Your typical, middle of the road silly slasher flick.