“Screamboat”

6.9

Was “Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey” too high brow for you? Well, have I got the movie for YOU!

The rat is genuinely terrifying for a number of reasons… the story has the narrative weight of “Sharknado”… and the thing devolves into madness from the get-go. If you don’t mind losing a few brain cells and/or want to root for the downfall of Disney intellectual property now entering the public domain – this is your cinematic universe.