Brett Garten, Movie Extraordinare
Cinematic Sommelier
7.7
Mrs. Harris goes to Paris. Mrs. Harris buys a dress. Mrs. Harris almost falls in love. Mrs. Harris plays matchmaker. Mrs. Harris leads a worker’s revolution. Mrs. Harris’s impact on the world goes from “invisible woman” to international icon. Mrs. Harris gains valuable perspective and leaves everyone in the theater thoroughly charmed.
7.7
One of Owen Wilson’s best, if I’m being honest. A very “Great Gatsby” feel to this one. By far the strangest breaking down of writer’s block I’ve seen in a hot minute. The overall feeling of the movie reminds me of the moments of clarity on a late night walk, especially those on vacation in a new place. Which was fitting, seeing as that’s a central premise of the film. A beautiful story set in an even more beautiful city.
7.5
Technically speaking, this is your by the numbers Hallmark Holiday fare. If you love corgis, or really just spunky dogs in general, this movie will scratch that itch. An adorable tale of a mischievous mutt and it’s dashingly handsome owner, who of course is a prince.
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Not for the faint of heart, especially those of us prone to overthinking and falling into the trap of wondering “what if?” This film delves into the ultimate “what if?” and illustrates two completely separate and different lives. All separated by a pair of sliding doors. It’s interesting to ponder on this subject and think about what butterfly effect moments I’ve been blissfully unaware of in my own life at any given time. Fate’s a funny thing.
The cast is brilliant, albeit an unlikely pairing. A strong chemistry develops and a harrowing tale of life’s path and our place in the organized chaos really hit home for me. All thanks to a Tik Tok leading me down this rabbit hole.
8.1
The Most Nic Cage movie to ever movie.
Lightning in a bottle. A stroke of brilliance. Lunacy, set to film. This one is everything you want it to be and more. Pedro Pascal and Nicholas Cage absolutely kill it. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be confused.
“An intelligent film for grown-ups.”
Brett Garten, Movie Extraordinare 