Brett Garten, Movie Extraordinare

“The Towering Inferno”

By Brett_G on April 19, 2020

8.1

Paul Newman and Steve McQueen in the same film just isn’t fair. AND the juice (OJ Simpson) is loose as a security guard, of all things. One of many, but one of the best disaster movies to come out of the 1970s. Tied with “The Poseidon Adventure” in my book. Death defying stunts, amazing practical special effects, and phenomenal acting by almost the entire cast. Only a couple cheesy moments, but that’s to be expected. I also wouldn’t have taken the elevator so often in a fire, but McQueen is a badass and can do as he pleases. I initially balked at the almost-3 hour runtime, but it was well worth it. Classic Hollywood. Short of something like “Backdraft” coming along once every few years, they just don’t make movies like this anymore.

Indie

“Chef”

By Brett_G on April 18, 2020April 18, 2020

8.9
One of my favorite all-time indie movies. Just in time for the new Netflix show, I decided to re-visit for nostalgia’s sake. This film really stands the test of time! Still, the same magic shared by the cast I remember that first time viewing in the theater. Such a unique story of redemption and coming of age mixed together with delicious food and one of the most vibrant color palettes this side of “Thor: Ragnarok.” If you’re looking for the “small restaurant no one’s ever heard of that only locals know about” of movies, this one’s for you! Dig in, and enjoy!

Disney+ Sports

“Ice Princess”

By Brett_G on April 17, 2020

7.9

Lace up your skates and get ready for this film to triple axle its way into your heart. (This line is just as cheesy as this movie) In true Disney film fashion, the characters all find themselves and their true callings after being put in what first appear to be incredibly awkward situations, only to find out following their heart would lead them to victory in the end. Who knew physics are the key to becoming a championship caliber figure skater over the course of about a month? And… the adorkable knight in shining armor who drives the Zamboni gets the girl.

In the words of the Disney+ description, “a brainy ugly duckling realizes her dream of becoming a champion figure skater…” although, none of the characters skate anywhere near “ugly duckling.” If Michelle Tratchenberg, Kim Cattrall, or Hayden Panettiere are in it, I will watch it. Every time.

Rom-Com Streaming

“Bridget Jones’s Diary”

By Brett_G on April 16, 2020April 16, 2020

7.3

Delightfully painful to watch. Definitely cringed every time someone asked “so, how’s your love life.” A hauntingly accurate tale of navigating single-ness and the complications of trying to find perfect in an imperfect world. Brilliant performances by the 3 main characters. I think it’s safe to say Hugh Grant plays the same character in EVERY film. Not mad, though. Great to see the happy ending after a valiant battle between suitors. Conflicted, because I know the honeymoon doesn’t last, as there are 2 more films to galavant through. The original definitely lived up to the hype.

Rom-Com

“Made of Honor”

By Brett_G on April 15, 2020April 12, 2020

8.5

“Hannah… that’s a palindrome.”

Life’s happy little accidents that turn out to change the trajectory of our lives… really make for a great movie.

I always wondered what happened to the guy who invented the coffee cup sleeve… turns out he amassed an enormous movie collection and fought a random royal Scotsman for the affections of his best friend Hannah, all while serving as her maid of honor.

A film’s effectiveness is measured by the ability of the viewer to relate to the characters. This film knocks it out of the park. Although, based on the name, Tom should have known he was in trouble. His timing is about as good as… someone I know.

One of my all-time favorites. Strong humor and heart, the essential ingredients for an all-time romantic comedy. Fans of “Grey’s Anatomy” will also be pleased to see Owen and McDreamy duke it out on the big screen.